Two Irishmen

A traditional Irish nursery rhyme:

Two Irishmen, two Irishmen were digging in a ditch
One called the other one a dirty son of a
Peter Murphy had a dog, a very fine dog was he
He left it with his girlfriend while he went over seas
All day long, all night long, the dog sat on a rock
Along came a bumblebee and stung him on the
Cocktail, ginger ale, five cents a glass
If you don't like stick it up your
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies
If someone throws a bag of shit be sure to close your eyes